Hi all. Newbie here. Just getting back into photography after my film camera broke a few years ago. Picked up a D610 and have been having a blast with it. Its a bit better than my iPhone ;-) Looking forward to learning as much as possible and helping when I can. For now just a joke:



A man out taking landscapes with his new Leica drops it and finds the shutter has stuck. All alone he ponders what to do and wishes he'd brought a spare because in the field opposite, a white horse stands beautifully lit in the morning light. A photo opportunity of a lifetime. He remembers passing a camera repair shop and is about to set off when a voice tells him,

"Turn the camera upside down and tap the base"

He tries it and sure enough the camera is working perfectly again and he gets his shot. On his way home he decides to stop at the camera shop just to get it checked over and tells his story to the dealer. The dealer asks him if there was a white horse nearby to which he replies,

"Yes there was"

"Aaaah" says the dealer, "You were lucky it wasn't the black horse, he knows nothing about Leicas".