Nikon Samurai? Never heard of them

Everyone knows that the CANON NINJA is supreme. Canon Ninjas are the REAL ULTIMATE POWER.

Facts:

1. Canon Ninjas are mammals.
2. Canon Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Canon Ninja is to flip out and kill people and take pictures.

Canon Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Canon Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Actual picture of REAL ULTIMATE CANON NINJAS