Want a digital SLR to carry around biking but can't affort the lenses?
Want a lightweight system that fits nicely in your camelbak?
Want an infinite depth of focus?
Example image using the AirFoil Lens System on a Nikon D-70.
The answer is the new amazing AirFoil Lens System! Yes, using air, and a ingenius way to contain it using metal-alloy foil technology, a super-lightweight lens was handcrafted for mobile SLR photography in our advanced optical laboratories.
Just in time for christmas, you can have this remarkable technology for your next bike trip. Order yours now for only $9.95* from AirFoil Technology, Inc. And if you order in the next 30 minutes, we will throw in two AirFoil Lens Systems for the cost of a single AirFoil Lens System.
The heart of the AirFoil Lens System is this microscopic lens made of air.
(*plus $3.95 S&H)
(PS: I hope you have a sense of *my* humor.)