well, okay, crashed is maybe to strong of a word, perhaps broke is better. I broke my car. Condensed version...I slid right down the ramp in the parking garage and into the door. There is a sensor that you drive over that tells the door to open, so they can keep the snow and cold out in the winter. Well, over the sensor, onto the sheet of ice, into the steel door.
As I tend to be an optimist (which, given my luck, is sometimes all that gets me thru the day) I'm looking on the bright side. Had I slid slower or the door gone up faster, it would have come right thru my windshield and into my face. As it is, we'll pay the deductable and get the car fixed. Pushed the door right off the track and dented it pretty good, though.