Sweetie, your work isn't impressive in the least. Why anyone would pay for it (let alone anyone with any talent AND a respected name) is beyond me. Most Europeans are pretty environmentally conscious so all I can think is that you have an anti-American who is willing to pay you loads to continue to poison the water. Water hitting a very small percentage of our population. Yeah. Small sampling there. Yep.

Either that or you are a liar. Hmmm....Anti-American...Liar...Anti-American...Liar...

I'm going to have to go with liar.