Heheh. Well, that was partly supposed to be funny but since you bit I'll play

Aren't all people spirits (or souls) from the Christian perspective? I thought they believed we're all spirits who move on to heaven/hell after our bodies die?

Just because I didn't create the Earth doesn't mean I'm not a creator ;)

And as for worship, well I could probably dig up a few fans

As for your other comment, I would be curious to see how you decided that I have a hardened heart. That should be fun. And, if you're trying to warn me off about hell, you'll have to provide some evidence it exists first. From a logic-based perspective, the existence of a hell in Christian mythology directly contradicts their concept of an all-loving God. I have not yet understood how Christians believe you can have both.

Oh, and my bed is very comfy thank you