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    Smile Bad Joke

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    The husband replied, "They had eggs."
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    Re: Bad Joke

    Not bad, but it might have made more sense if it was a blonde that went to the store.
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    Re: Bad Joke

    Haha that's actually kind of funny.

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    Re: Bad Joke

    Haha it put a smile on my face.

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    Re: Bad Joke

    Like it Made me smile, though i had to read twice!

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    Re: Bad Joke

    Very nice!

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    Re: Bad Joke

    har har har!

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    Re: Bad Joke

    HAHAHA! Funny stuff...

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    Re: Bad Joke

    Nice, short & sweet just how a joke should be!

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    Re: Bad Joke

    I didn't get it, probably because im a girl?

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    Re: Bad Joke

    It took me reading this about four times before a light turned on, Jeff :blush2::blush2:
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    Re: Bad Joke

    husband must have been a requirements analyst.
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    Re: Bad Joke

    What kind of store wouldn't have eggs?
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    please remove

    I found the answer in google co uk]google, remove the topic pls

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    Post Re: Bad Joke

    i love this forum because many people are so cool!

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    Re: Bad Joke

    hhmm.. not bad.. lol

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    Re: Bad Joke

    lol its not that bad at all

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    Re: Bad Joke

    The husband sounds like a programmer to me.

    I get on my supervisor's case for his ambiguous pronouns: "Put that thing over there on top of the thing." I have no idea what he's talking about sometimes.

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    Re: Bad Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by steebu View Post
    The husband sounds like a programmer to me.

    I get on my supervisor's case for his ambiguous pronouns: "Put that thing over there on top of the thing." I have no idea what he's talking about sometimes.
    Yeah, I'm a programmer, and that's the way they errr we talk sometimes
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    Re: Bad Joke

    Took me a second but got a laugh out loud...shared with wife and she didn't take a second to laugh.

    I wonder if all those spammers above laughed?
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