Photography horror stories are always fun. I've got a fresh one to share with you. It happened this morning.
I had a product photo job to deliver to a client this morning. I shot the photos on Monday and the final, processed image was to be delivered at 9 AM, this morning. Of course, I waited until the last minute to do the processing. I enjoy the photography part. But even though I'm pretty good with Photoshop, I dread spending more time sitting in front of the computer.
So I started the processing last night at about midnight. Smart, huh?
First, I convert the RAW image to a TIFF. Then I need to place a screen on the ipod nano that's in the photo. I take the screen from an old product photo, tweak it to fit, and make it a little transparent so that it fits the tone of the image. Next, I have to remove an old logo from the product and replace it with a new one. The client doesn't have the correct logo so I have to sort of hack one from another one. That's a pain in the ass and takes a while. Once it's done I place it on the product and tweak it so that the perspective is correct. That's about an hour in - 1 AM. I'm not so young so I'm tired. I set the alarm for the ungodly hour of 7:30 AM and go to bed.
In the morning, after feeding the worthless, greedy, little felines, I get back to work. I'm back in front of the computer at about 7:50. The last task is the worst. I have to drop out the background. If you've ever had to make a big selection in Photoshop to remove a background, you know how much this sucks. It's tedious and takes a lot of concentration. But it has to be done. I have it done and the background replaced with pure white at about 8:30. Last step - add fake drop shadows. And save. Of course, I've been saving at regular intervals since I started with this file. I have a 40 meg layered TIFF file. It's no problem. So I save it for the last time. The next step will be to flatten it and save a JPEG for the client.
That's when it happens. My antivirus software was updating in the background. No big deal. Except, as I close a couple of programs, a antivirus window pops up asking whether I want to restart now. Of course not. But for some reason - either I clicked something I shouldn't have, or there was a timer that I didn't notice, the damn machine shuts itself down. No big deal. I saved the file at regular intervals. Probably, I'll just have to redo the drop shadow.
I wait as the computer restarts. I wait.
When the Windows is back up and running I open Photoshop. But where's my file? Maybe I accidentally saved it in the wrong directory. Damn!!!!!
All I can find is a .tmp file where my 40 meg TIFF should be. It's gone. Insert loud - LOUD - cursing. Sorry, kitty cats.
I call the client. He answers and says, "Are we still on for 9 o'clock?"
Nope.
to be continued