We're looking at getting a new tent. Our old one, an old model Eureka Tetragon (8 or 9 I think) is getting a bit worn out. And with my air mattress and my dad now wanting a cot, we figure it'd be nice to get a little bit more room in the next one.
So I've been looking online at different tents and good lord (and you know it's bad when the agnostic starts invoking the lord's name) what the hell are they putting in these things?? It's a frigging tent, not a second home.
With that, my list of things I don't need or want int a tent.
1. Electrical system-- seriously? Outlets? In a tent? From what I've seen the two main electrical tent system are either a battery system, where you need to buy the 'power pak' separate from the tent, or a connector for an extension cable. Yep, the one thing more reassuring than sitting out a bad storm in a tent is knowing that that tent is hooked up to some voltage.
2. Dividers/rooms- Yes, I need the four room 'condo' because that tiny piece of nylon will definitely give me some privacy.
3. Cup holders- I'm all for gear pockets. It's hard to find a place to put things in a tent. Gear loft will keep things off the floor. Nice pocket I can stick my wallet and glasses in at night. But cup holders? Yeah, no one's going to accidently jar the tent when getting out and spill that sucker all over.
4. To go with cup holders-- water bottle holder-- they may be a bit more useful, but do I really need them?
5. Corner organizer and mirror- Am I now going to be doing my grooming in a tiny tent mirror? Hell, I can't even get dressed easily in a tent.
What I do want--
1. Waterproof with a good rainfly
2. Windows and ventilation
3. Good zippers that won't jam or break
4. Easy and fast to set up and take down.
5. Decent tent stakes (we nearly had our tent blow away in a storm once since the ground was loose sand/gravel and the stakes wouldn't hold)