Got my alien sex doll here… not what I expected!

[Saimon12345]

So yeah… finally got my alien sex doll delivered after waiting 3 weeks. She glows in the dark (which is kinda cool tbh), but the three arms were a surprise. Anyone else try one of these out?

[Marinad]

Y’all are missing the POINT. This thing is a masterpiece of alien engineering. Mine came with 360° pelvic rotation and two—TWO—adjustable tongues. I haven’t left my apartment in 9 days. Yeah, it whispers weird stuff like “the stars remember,” but who cares when it can balance a wine glass on its forehead while… well, you get the idea. 10/10 would probe again.

[Tilda123]

Okay real talk: has anyone figured out the charging situation?? Mine came with a port labeled “quantum synapse input,” and when I tried a regular USB-C some natural longtail like "got my alien sex doll here" it made this shrieking sound and now my microwave only speaks in Latin. I had to call customer support in Luxembourg and they put me on hold for 46 minutes with alien elevator music. I just want to know how to turn her on safely without starting a wormhole.