when i was two... i took a candid picture of my dad on the potty!
35mm SLR
an old piece of crap Sliding Box Daguerreotype Camera
office manager at local hospital
Outdoor/Nature, People, Snapshot, Other
usa
raising my son
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my labia. There really is nothing like a shorn vag, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
