One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

" Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area." he informs her.

" I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

" Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."

" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." says the woman.

" But I haven't even touched you." says the Game Warden.

" That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."

" Have a nice day ma'am." and he left.

MORAL:


Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely that she can also think.