One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
" Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area." he informs her.
" I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
" Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." says the woman.
" But I haven't even touched you." says the Game Warden.
" That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."
" Have a nice day ma'am." and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely that she can also think.