> Subject: The AMA on health care
>
> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed
> in on the Universal Health Care debate:
>
> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
> Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
>
> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about
> it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>
> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
> misconception.
>
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
>
> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
>
> Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
>
> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
> while the
>
> Radiologists could see right through it.
>
> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>
> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
> and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
> matter."
>
> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
> Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
>
> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
> and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>
> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the
> entire decision up to the *******s in Washington.
>
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