- When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

- The batteries were given out free of charge.

- A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

- A will is a dead giveaway.

- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

- A boiled egg is hard to beat.

- When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

- Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

- Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

- When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

- Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the wretched crop:

- Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.