Having a bad day

I rear ended a car this morning...I could tell it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF.

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started...





Nothing photo related, so I won't be offended if this post is moved, but i just found this on another forum & thought I'd share it here :D

That is too funny!

And here I was thinking, well if he was a dwarf then maybe the seat was tall enough to prevent whiplash from being too bad. HA! I don't know if I was supposed to laugh at that or not, but I did. :D

Paul

And the rest of the standup routine ?

Hey, you gotta watch out for those little people, I know one who kicked the crap out of 6 police officers before they all finaly tackled him....and he still threw one of them off! Wish I had video of that, 6 cops to cuff one little guy, although his arms were equal to two of their thighs :) lol, it took two paies of cuffs to get him restrained, then they cited him and released him.....they didn't want to fight with him any more. Between him and Lurch, a 7'2" monster I never had problems with anyone because no one would mess with them.

JS

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Originally Posted by jorgemonkey

I rear ended a car this morning...I could tell it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF.

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started...





Nothing photo related, so I won't be offended if this post is moved, but i just found this on another forum & thought I'd share it here :D

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:D

Horrible, but awesome. That's so bad.

I laughed.