Astronaut on Rampage!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070207/...nauts_shock_dc

Let's play a game:

1. Give this true story a Hollywood Movie Title

2. Name the actors playing the parts the love triangle

Can you believe this sh*t???

She wore diapers so she didn't have to stop her 900+ mile drive to strike at the other woman!! She's a freaking astronaut!!!:eek:

She may be an astronaut, but she's no rocket scientist...that's for sure...

;)

1) Astro-nut: The True Story of the Lunar Explorer Gone Lunatic

2) Cathy Bates as the insane lunatic. Robert Redford as the suave astronaut. And Jessica Alba as the victim (I just like looking at Jessica Alba. We may need to relocate the attack scene to a beach so she can wear a bikini)

See my blog... :D

BTW, I found out through coverage of this story that NASA astronauts actually do wear diapers on shuttle take-offs.

Hmmm, must be scary... :cryin: :yikes:

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Originally Posted by walterick

1) Astro-nut: The True Story of the Lunar Explorer Gone Lunatic

2) Cathy Bates as the insane lunatic. Robert Redford as the suave astronaut. And Jessica Alba as the victim (I just like looking at Jessica Alba. We may need to relocate the attack scene to a beach so she can wear a bikini)

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:p :D :p

Good one Rick, my turn:

1) Lust in Space - a CINEMAX ORIGINAL MOVIE

2) Rachel Dratch as the insane lunatic. Will Ferrell as the suave astronaut. And Jessica Simpson as the victim, they can just superimpose scenes from Dukes of Hazard :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by manacsa

Lust in Space - a CINEMAX ORIGINAL MOVIE

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They already have that one except they call it Emmanuel in Space.

Sorry, couldn't help myself :D

I'm thininkg Shannen Doherty will play the crazy astronaut. Joey Butofuco will play the object of her affection, and Nancy Kerrigan will play the helpless victim. This Lifetime Original movie will be set in a trailer park!

LOL Mike I'd actually watch that :)

From what I heard tonight she isn't the only one who has been in space and then had "issues" after returning. Apparently though NASA & the military were able to cover the other incidents up. The local guy who used to work with the space program would give details but said almost all had problems of some sort.

JS

What was that song from whatever 80's band, Love Stinks or Love Hurtsm it would do well for the theme song/

Love Hurts, by Nazareth!!

I heard a new one on Google's news feed:

"Houston, she has problems."

"Earth Girls are Crazy" starting Jim Carey as the Astronaut, Jeanine Garafalo as the crazy astronaut, and Melissa Theuriau as the victim.

good for her