A police officer pulls over an elderly woman in her eighties.
While looking for her driver's license, the officer happens to spot a permit to carry a concealed weapon.
Slightly bemused, he asks the octogenarian, "Maam, are there any weapons in the vehicle?"
She replies, "Oh, yes officer. There'a a loaded Colt .45 1911A1 in my glove box, a loaded Glock in the center console, a loaded .357 under the seat, and a loaded .38 special in my purse."
Surprised and alarmed, the officer asks, "Maam,what is it you're afraid of?"
The old lady smiles sweetly at him and says, "Not a d&#n thing!"