Amazing Fact about Beer

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  • 05-05-2010, 09:32 PM
    GB1
    Amazing Fact about Beer
    Don't shoot the messenger ladies .. it's actually a woman whose sending me these :D

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    This is scary. The same stuff might be in wine. Better to confine a guy's intake to bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka, gin and other hormone-free liquors.

    As Ronald Reagan said: Why take that chance?

    This is alarming

    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-


    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally, and

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.


    No further testing was considered necessary!!
  • 05-05-2010, 11:03 PM
    Frog
    Re: Amazing Fact about Beer
    The analogy is impeccable.
    Fortunately for me, I'm a light weight and can seldom get past 6 schooners.
  • 05-19-2010, 01:51 PM
    panday
    Re: Amazing Fact about Beer
    lol, seemed number 8 give a lot of info about this one...
  • 05-19-2010, 02:37 PM
    havana_joe
    Re: Amazing Fact about Beer
    Godd stuff, thanks for the smile! :)
  • 05-19-2010, 06:22 PM
    flintlock62
    Re: Amazing Fact about Beer
    I must really be a panty waist! 3 schooners are enough for me.