11 Minutes and Counting

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.

At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a parked car, in a well known 'lovers lane', with the interior light glowing brightly.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and<big></big>[/FONT]gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'

The trooper asks: 'Exactly what are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And,her, what's she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir , I believe she's filing her nails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a parkedcar at night, in a well known lover's lane... and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her, what's her age?'
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes!'