10 thoughts for 2007

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  • 01-14-2007, 11:53 AM
    10 thoughts for 2007
    Words of Wisdom

    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
    substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2
    In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

    Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. :D

  • 01-14-2007, 04:08 PM
    Re: 10 thoughts for 2007
    Ha ha, I got this one in an email the other day too. It did actually make me laugh!
  • 01-14-2007, 06:04 PM
    Re: 10 thoughts for 2007
    Yeah, there is some truth to some of these, especially the last one...