OK, I admit to being uninformed. All that Hillary bashing has been true after all. According to the prestigious Weekly World News, Hillary has chosen Bigfoot as her running mate. I am unclear as to whether Bigfoot is a US citizen or whether he/she is old enough to run. I am sure people will make a big stink over this, especially up close. Get a copy of WWN on your supermarket newsstand today.

Wow, what a horrible, horrible campaign decision. I am very familar with Senator Bigfoot (I - Alaska.) I protested his inaugeration based on allegations of eating small dogs and scaring little old ladies. And of course there's the now-infamous film footage shot in the 70's of Senator Bigfoot streaking naked through the forest. Just because it was college senator doesn't make it okay.

There were even allegations that he doesn't even exist! How can you elect a, er, man, to the White House who might not even exist! Hmph. Fellow voters, I implore you to write to senator Clinton and implore her to drop this Abomination from her campaign ticket.

We can do better, America.

We can do better, America.


Now I know this is a joke!! :p

Now I know this is a joke!! :p

Yeah, right. Like the Weekly World News would joke about this stuff. What will you say next, maybe that Madonna's baby is not an alien from Planet X? This paper is my only source of real news that the other outlets refuse to cover. Long live Fish Boy!

According to the prestigious Weekly World News, Hillary has chosen Bigfoot as her running mate...

I can only imagine what Elvis' and Jim Morrison's reactions will be when they hear about this... :D