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Esveldt
02-17-2006, 02:29 AM
1. Englisch for starters:
Three witches watches three swatch watches. Which witch watch which
Swatch watch?

2. Advanced english:
Three switched witches watches three Swatch watch switches. Which Switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

3. Englisch for experts:
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss
witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which
swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch,
wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

:D

Paul

srobb
02-17-2006, 04:17 AM
:D :D Dang, Paul, that got my tongue all twisted just trying to look at it, much less read it. :eek:

drg
02-17-2006, 09:57 AM
Yeah,
but how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Asylum Steve
02-17-2006, 11:01 AM
Three witches watches three swatch watches. Which witch watch which
Swatch watch?

Funny stuff, but you made a mistake in the first sentence... :p

In one of the typically cruel twists of English, a single person watches something, but multiple people WATCH something.

So the first sentence should be, Three witches WATCH three swatch watches. Which witch WATCHES which watch?...

Anyway, what I'm dying to know is: what's the correct answer???? :D

agni76
02-17-2006, 01:51 PM
*) I even didnt tried to read